1. Don't watch the weather.
2. Don't buy water.
3. Don't trade in currency.
4. Don't ever write ten commandments without an elastic clause like "Don't do stuff you shouldn't do."
5. Don't do stuff you shouldn't do.
6. Deodorant and electric razors are scams and should be treated as such.
7. Shake your ass, but watch yourself.
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9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, two, the dentist, three the psychiatrist.
10. Sleep well.
They're really more like guidelines...
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11. Men don't wear short-pants?
what's with the invisible 8th commandment? is it a 'do it yourself' commandment?! good work ez, keep it up.
How could I have forgotten "Men don't wear short-pants!" Okay, let it be known, #11 -- Men don't wear short-pants.
I agree with everything except the weather and deodorant. I like both generally.
I like the flexibility of Number 8. I can do a lot with that one!
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