New Jersey, homeland to myself and the Sopranos, is a strange place with strange inhabitants, real and fictitious. There is a lot of petty crime -- let's see if you can pick out the fact from the fiction (Sopranos style):
Two successful business men with questionable pasts are on their way home from a country house, but can't resist stealing crates of expensive wine that are being loaded into the back of the restaurant that they stop to eat at.
A man wedges a coin into the fish scale at the supermarket in Newark so that he doesn't have to pay full price for his seafood.
Three people steal $12,000 dollars worth of underwear from Victoria's Secret in a mall in Jersey City.
For the answer, click on this link.
Another theme seems to be driving in dubious circumstances:
A man crashes his car into a deer (of course, for insurance purposes, the deer hit him,) while driving with his colleague's girlfriend -- rumors fly.
A man wins his appeal after being convicted of driving an industrial vehicle under the influence of alcohol because drunk driving laws don't apply if the vehicle doesn't go on highways and doesn't carry passengers.
A doctor specializing in erectile dysfunction suffers an embarrassing episode of his own when the guests at his daughter's wedding are the victims of a large-scale car thieving operation.
A doctor specializing in erectile dysfunction suffers an embarrassing episode of his own when the guests at his daughter's wedding are the victims of a large-scale car thieving operation.
For the answer, click on this link.
So, call your goomah, start cooking some pasta, buy some capicola, and tune in to HBO this Sunday at 9:00 p.m!
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